Facebooked

Well, Ive tried it. Nothing happened.

Much like on Twitter (where nothing has happened either) I have been presented with a blank page and no instruction.

I asked someone I knew what the deal was and they rambled on for some considerable time without explaining anything but the next day I did  receive some friend requests. Some of the people I knew, some I’d never heard of. Obviously I accepted them all. Everyone wants to look popular, right?

So now I have 8 friends. One in particular (who I don’t actually know) is VERY active. I get a blow by blow account of her entire day from start to finish. My wife does this to me when I get home, I don’t need it from some friend I don’t even know. How do I turn it off!!!?

So the last time I looked this friend of mine had asked: “What does your last text message say?”

I knew what mine said without looking; It said: “you already woke me up now quit banging around & don’t text back” and it was from my lovely wife at 11.30pm on Sunday night.

I’d got in from one of those hastily arranged work related meetings in the pub early & sober & she needed to kick me in the ass about it.

As it was all so typically standard I decided not to reply to the unknown friend who had posted >40 messages in the time it took me to blink and was now recounting a conversation she’d had with her cat earlier that evening anyway so probably wasn’t interested in my latest text message anymore.

I may try again with facebook this week but im a bit worried that it could actually be too advanced for me. Which is a shame.